I was watching this guy’s new show on Comedy Central last night, and the guy was hilarious. The things he talked about, were true, but the way he expressed them, would easily make you laugh. I remembered a few jokes of his so hmm, here they go: He was like, “wouldn’t it be funny, if that little paper-clip guy just came up, and said, writing a ransom note, eh? You need any help? You know, you would get more $$ if you put in more strong language.” I don’t know about you, but I thought it was pretty funny. And these other jokes, where he plays with common sense, but you don’t even realize these things day-to-day. He said he hates liars, so he was at the park the other day, and, he thought this girl looked cute so he walked up to her, and asked her, does your dog bite? And she said no, then he asked, how the hell does he eat? See, things you don’t normally observe, but are comlpetely obvious. One of my favorite jokes, was his ticklish joke. This is another one of those “common-sense-funnies” he is saying that, if someone asks if you are ticklish, no matter what you say they are going to touch you. And really, how true is that? Dead-on 99.99%. What really caught my eye was his talents that he showed while telling jokes. He played the piano, guitar, AND the harmonica, not to mention guitar and harmonica at the same time (same with piano). He has these little stories that he tells, which crack the audience up, and every-once in a while gets a good laugh out of me. Like he was playing his guitar, so that he would match his little “story-song”, it went something like, so this guy walked up to me, and said, oh, I thought you were someone else, and Demetri goes, I am. If you aren’t laughing at these now, you have to see the show, because me typing them most likely inaccuratley, is not 1/50 as funny as his, so all of you stuck at home, go and turn to comedy central, loosen your belt, otherwise your stomach will start hurting from all that laughing.